Thursday, May 3, 2012

You Want Me to do What?


There are some things that just make your heart sink into your stomach, and the nausea never seems to go away. In my case these words yesterday had this very effect- "We have a new family activity every Friday that  you will joining us in- skating." Then he proceeded to tell me its down by the river on the same path as bikes and they go for about 3 miles. Mouth on the floor, sweaty palms, overwhelming desire to tell them how horrible an idea this is... Anyone who has seen me attempt something that requires balance should now how disastrous this will be. Children will be skating around me and laughing, and they will realize they hired someone who is mildly retarded to watch their children. It is not going to be pretty. I am praying for rain tomorrow or that they will just forget about me...

3 comments:

  1. Lucky for me, my Czech family likes to eat and relax. Ha ha. Loves to you!
    xoxo

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  2. You will catch on fast and come back a pro! However,I can relate to your feeling!Remember:"Do or do not. There is no try." Right?

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  3. Please tell me you went and that someone took some video.

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