Things I have Learned

1. Czech is freaking hard
2. Cake for breakfast is totally cool
3. Hot tub jets make 3 year olds practically pee their pants in fear
4. Not drinking beer or coffee is more weird here then it is back home
5. Czechs get ski classes as a part of school. California Public Schools get on it.
6. Czech kids get one week in the countryside for school, staying in hotels with their classmates and teachers. Seriously? California Public schools you really do suck
7. Mens shorts here are odd lengths, are those capris or not?
8. American sayings on shirts are everywhere
9. Want to torture a child? Clip their nails
10. Humid weather makes me very thirsty
11. I can drink more than a gallon of water a day
12. Z and Y are switched on Czech keyboards. why?
13.  Even 3 year olds think speaking louder and slower helps if you don't understand the language
14. If speaking louder and slower doesn't help just speak gibberish because the other person does not know until everyone starts laughing
15. Doing a simple task like turning on lights or taking off a pool cover is hard when there are 8 buttons to choose from and are labeled in Czech
16. Pucca is a super funny cartoon, even if I can't understand what they are saying
17. Many Europeans are more informed on American current events than most Americans are